﻿var quote = new Array();

	quote[0] = "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. -- Bob Dylan";
	quote[1] = "Every decision you make should be motivated by compassion. - The Dalai Lama";
	quote[2] = "Every time it rains, it rains on me. --  Tom Waits";
	quote[3] = "Argue your limitations and sure enough they're yours. -- Richard Bach";
	quote[4] = "It ain't over 'till it's over.  -- Yogi Berra";
	quote[5] = "If you see a fork in the road, take it.   -- Yogi Berra";
	quote[6] = "We're lost, but we're making great time.   -- Yogi Berra";
	quote[7] = "I'm not in a slump, I just ain't hitting.   -- Yogi Berra";
	quote[8] = "Ninety percent of the game is half mental.   -- Yogi Berra";
	quote[9] = "I didn't really say everything I said. -- Yogi Berra";
	quote[10] = "We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Sir Winston Churchill";
	quote[11] = "Chicken little only has to be right once. -Anonomous";
	quote[12] = "The road to a friend's house is never long. -Danish proverb";
	quote[13] = "Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. -Sophocles";
	quote[14] = "The harder you work, the luckier you get. -McAlexander";
	quote[15] = "History is a vast early warning system. -Norman Cousins";
	quote[16] = "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. -Oscar Wilde";
	quote[17] = "No legacy is so rich as honesty. -William Shakespeare";
	quote[18] = "When all else fails, follow instructions.  -Anonomous";
	quote[19] = "Common sense isn't. -Anonomous" ;
	quote[20] = "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.  -Mark Twain";
	quote[21] = "I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members. -Groucho Marx";
	quote[22] = "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. -Martin Luther King, Jr.";
	quote[23] = "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. -Martin Luther King, Jr.";
	quote[24] = "I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.";
	quote[25] = "You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -Gandhi";
	quote[26] = "Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. -Mahatma Gandhi";
	quote[27] = "A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. -Nelson Mandela";
	quote[28] = "This above all; to thine own self be true. -William Shakespeare";
	quote[29] = "No legacy is so rich as honesty. -William Shakespeare";
	quote[30] = "Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.  -William Shakespeare";
	quote[31] = "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. -John Fitzgerald Kennedy";
	quote[32] = "Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. -John Fitzgerald Kennedy";
	quote[33] = "Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -Robert Francis Kennedy";
	quote[34] = "Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. -Robert Francis Kennedy";
	quote[35] = "Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. -Thomas Jefferson";
	quote[36] = "It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself. -Thomas Jefferson";
	quote[37] = "People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. -Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[38] = "As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. -Abraham Lincoln, 1858";
	quote[39] = "You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today. -Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[40] = "I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday. -Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[41] = "Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.  -- Mark Twain";
	quote[42] = "Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[43] = "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[44] = "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[45] = "The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[46] = "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[47] = "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[48] = "A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[49] = "It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. -- Sir Winston Churchill";
	quote[50] = "An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. -- Ben Franklin";
	quote[51] = "You may delay, but time will not. -- Ben Franklin";
	quote[52] = "If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. -- The Dalai Lama";
	quote[53] = "Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. -- John Lennon";
	quote[54] = "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein";
	quote[55] = "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.  -- Albert Einstein";
	quote[56] = "Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.  -- Albert Einstein";
	quote[57] = "The important thing is not to stop questioning.  -- Albert Einstein";
	quote[58] = "Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  -- Albert Einstein";
	quote[59] = "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.  -- Albert Einstein";
	quote[60] = "There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. -- Sir Winston Churchill";
	quote[61] = "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. -- Sir Winston Churchill";
	quote[62] = "The price of greatness is responsibility. -- Sir Winston Churchill";
	quote[63] = "In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. -- The Dalai Lama";
	quote[64] = "Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. -- The Dalai Lama";
	quote[65] = "Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. -- The Dalai Lama";
	quote[66] = "Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. -- The Dalai Lama";
	quote[67] = "...it is up to each of us to make the best use of our time to help create a happier world. -- The Dalai Lama";
	quote[68] = "...they talk very loud, very fast, and altogether.  If they ask you a question, before you can utter three words of your answer, they will break out upon you again and talk away. -- John Adams, describing his first impression of New Yorkers in 1774.";
	quote[69] = "Soldiers quartered in a populous town will always occasion two mobs where they prevent one.  They are wretched conservators of the peace. -- John Adams describing the Bostom Masacre.";
	quote[70] = "Facts are stubborn things, and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictums of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. -- John Adams, defense attorney for the British soldiers involved in the Boston Masacre.";
	quote[71] = "Laws for the liberal education of youth ... are so extremely wise and useful that to a humane and generous mind, no expense for this purpose would be thougth extravagant. -- John Adams";
	quote[72] = "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison";
	quote[73] = "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. -- Thomas Edison";
	quote[74] = "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.  -- Thomas Edison";
	quote[75] = "Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. -- Thomas Edison";
	quote[76] = "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. -- Thomas Edison";
	quote[77] = "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. -- Thomas Edison";
	quote[78] = "The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. -- Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[79] = "Do what you can with what you have where you are.  -- Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[80] = "Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.  -- Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[81] = "When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.  -- Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[82] = "The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.  -- Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[83] = "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.    -- Eleanor Roosevelt";
	quote[84] = "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.  -- Eleanor Roosevelt";
	quote[85] = "True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.  -- Franklin D. Roosevelt";
	quote[86] = "When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.   -- Franklin D. Roosevelt";
	quote[87] = "Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.  -- Franklin D. Roosevelt";
	quote[88] = "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it -- Upton Sinclair";
	quote[89] = "It ain't what you don't  know that gets you into trouble, it's what you know for sure that just ain't so. -- Mark Twain";
	quote[90] = "The opposite of poverty is not wealth, it is justice. -- Leonardo Boff";
	quote[91] = "A man compounded of law and gospel is able to cheat a whole country with his religion and then destroy them under color of law. -- B. Franklin, Printer";
	quote[92] = "There never was a good war or a bad peace.  -- B. Franlin, Printer";
	quote[93] = "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you don't listen to it, you will never know justice. -- Howard Zinn";
	quote[94] = "If I was sure, therefore, that my valet de place was a spy, as he probably is, I think I should probably not discharge him for that, if in other respects I like him.  -- B. Franklin, Printer";
	quote[95] = "Look, I understand too little too late.  I realize there are things you say and do that you can never take back.  But what would you be if you didn't even try.  You have to try.  So after a lot of thought, I'd like to reconsider.  Please, if it's not too late, make it a cheeseburger.  -- Lyle Lovett";
	quote[96] = "If the bee disappeared off the surface of the globe then man would only have four years of life left. No more bees, no more pollination, no more plants, no more animals, no more man.  -- Albert Einstein(?)";
	quote[97] = "You don�t need a reason to doubt � always doubt. Check. There�s far more misinformation out there that Google will find than reliable information. -- Hank Roberts";
	quote[98] = "Liberties are not given, they are taken -- Aldous Huxley";
	quote[99] = "I don't think my name is likely to be worth much in the bear business, but you're welcome to use it.  -- President Theodore 'Teddy' Roosevelt to the maker of the first Teddy bear.";
	quote[100] = "That speech won't scour.  It is a flat failure. -- Abraham Lincoln to his friend Ward Lamon just after delivering the Gettysburg Address";
	quote[101] = "The Presidential Election depends on Florida. -- John Reid of the New York Times speaking of the presidential election of 1876.";
 	quote[102] = "Although it was only a dream, I have been strangely annoyed by it ever since. - Abraham Lincoln after dreaming of his death just three days before his assasination.";
	quote[103] = "I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. --Michael Crichton";
	quote[104] = "...perhaps once in a generation, perhpahs not so often, there comes a chance for the people of a country to play their part wisely and fearlessly in some great battle of the age long warfare for human rights. -- Theodore Roosevelt";
	quote[105] = "Die if need be, but never kill. -- Colonel Candido Rondon";
	quote[106] = "In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be, wrong ... it is quite possible that God's purpose is something different from the purpose of either party. -- Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[107] = "I happen temporarily to occupy this big White House. I am living witness that any one of your children may look to come here as my father's child has. -- Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[108] = "Whenever I hear any one arguing for slavery I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. -- Abraham Lincoln";
 	quote[109] = "Common looking people are the best in the world.  That is the reason the Lord makes so many of them. -- Abraham Lincoln";
	quote[110] = "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. -- Anonymous";
	quote[111] = "The economy is a wholly owned subsidiary of the environment, not the other way around.  --  Gaylord Nelson";
	quote[112] = "We now must begin to realize that the Earth does not belong to us, it's the other way around. We belong to the Earth. -- Evo Morales";
	quote[113] = "Not just human beings have rights, but the planet has rights.  What's happening with climate change is that the rights of Mother Earth are not being respected. -- Evo Morales";
	quote[114] = "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. -- Will Rodgers";
	quote[115] = "...when I was younger, I detested classical music, but now I've realised there's quite lot going on there. If only that Mozart had a good drummer... - Keith Richards";
	quote[116] = "People don't change when you tell them there is a better option.  They change when they conclude that they have no other option. -- Michael Mandelbaum";
	quote[117] = "Truth is the offspring of silence and unbroken meditation -- Isaac Newton";
	quote[118] = "Literature was born on the day when a boy came crying wolf, wolf and there was no wolf behind him. -- Vladimir Nabokov <br><br>But this is simple.  I would say that the best stories are those in which the lying shpherd boy, or the writer, comes crying wolf, wolf, and a wolf that was not there appears behind him -- Shahriar Mandanipour";
	quote[119] = "Well-behaved women rarely make history.  -- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich";



function randomQuote()
{
	var qindex = Math.floor(Math.random() * quote.length);
	return quote[qindex];
}




